SIDE 1

MOUSE

Hiya, Toad.

TOAD

Hello, Mouse.

MOUSE

Is something wrong?

TOAD

Yes. I'm making cookies.

MOUSE

And?

TOAD

I don't know when to take them out.

FROG

His clock is broken.

MOUSE

How long ago did you put them in?

TOAD

I don't know. My clock is broken.

MOUSE

Well, are they golden brown?

TOAD

I don't know. My clock is broken.

MOUSE

But Toad, you could just check to see if the cookies are golden brown.

TOAD

Quite, Mouse. I'm getting an idea. I could just check to see if the cookies are golden brown.

MOUSE

Good idea, Toad.

(TOAD peers into the oven.)

MOUSE, FROG

Well?

TOAD

They look perfect. Have a cookie.

MOUSE, FROG

Good idea, Toad.

SIDE 2

TURTLE

Hiya, Mouse.

MOUSE

What's all the hubbub?

FROG

I want Turtle to leave and she won't leave.

MOUSE

How come?

TURTLE

Because... Toad looks funny in a bathing suit.

MOUSE

Are you sure?

TURTLE

Sure I'm sure!